Hey Mort I have a ghost story for you...
Once upon a time, in a creaky old house on the edge of town, there lived a friendly ghost named Mort the Moose. Mort was a bit clumsy and always found himself in silly situations. Every Halloween, he loved to play pranks on the unsuspecting trick-or-treaters.
One spooky Halloween night, as the wind howled outside, Mort decided to greet the first trick-or-treaters with a friendly boo. As he floated near the front door, he accidentally got tangled in some cobwebs and fell headfirst into a giant pumpkin. With his head stuck in the pumpkin, he stumbled around, trying to scare the kids, but they couldn't stop laughing at the sight of a pumpkin-headed ghost.
In an attempt to free himself, Mort wiggled and giggled, but only managed to send the pumpkin rolling down the pathway, with him still inside it. The pumpkin rolled into the path of a group of older kids, who, instead of getting scared, began to carve a face into the pumpkin, thinking it was a Halloween prank.
Mort, now with a carved pumpkin face, finally managed to free himself, but he couldn't help but chuckle at the situation. He decided to join in the fun and started floating the carved pumpkin around, making it seem like it was a haunted pumpkin on the loose. The kids couldn't believe their eyes, as the pumpkin seemed to move on its own, bobbing and weaving through the air.
In the end, Mort and the kids became friends, and every Halloween, they would tell the story of the friendly ghost who accidentally became the spookiest pumpkin in town. And from that day forward, the legend of Mort the Pumpkin Ghost Moose was told every Halloween, bringing smiles and laughter to everyone who heard it.
That was an Epic ghost story thought Mort as he ate his candy and went to sleep.